Episode 1.1
SERIES PREMIERE. Tom and Jeff sweat through sixteen team introductions on a steamy August evening; "Rivalry Week" is set, which is incredibly difficult to pronounce; the divisions are named.
Episode 1.2
Jeff reports some breaking news from the middle of Hurricane Earle; Tom and Jeff recap the draft; introduction of The Blitz; Week 1 picks.
Episode 1.3
The Blitz is brought to you by Doritos (not really); recap of Week 1; top stories include the rookies lighting the league on fire (metaphorically).
Episode 1.4
LoOG Center gets a snappy new intro; Tom flashes back to an unhappy time; Jeff chases the Jemima; girls dominate the week; Tom makes a pledge; Sterling Archer issues a missive to his players.
Episode 1.5
Jeff demonstrates how to cook Andy Reid's French Toast; Jeff goes "In Depth" on Kevin; catfight!
Episode 1.6
We say goodbye to Jeff and fill the studio with some fresh faces; a bad Lost joke; interleague begins; special correspondent Kimchi Lee interviews a lobster.
Episode 1.7
A king returns and finds his kingdom in ruins; Ringo Starr checks in from Abbey Road; technical difficulties are encountered; Tom makes a Deep Space Nine reference; the Stepdads are still not your real dad.
Episode 1.8
Jeff makes an Announcement; Tom preaches to the choir; Touchdown Jesus wins; the graphics guy makes a rusty trombone joke; picks are brought to you by Cougar's Bar and Grill; Tom drops the mic.
Episode 1.10
Jason Widstrom stops by with some tips on how to win during your bye week; Jeff and Tom announce The People's Champion; Randy Moss is featured in this week's League or Ordinary Gentlemen Theater; DOUBLE DIP ALERT; Tom and Jeff make a bet.
Episode 1.11
Faith returns and freezes her ass off; the clapper gets clapped; say it together: "RIVALRY WEEK"!
Episode 1.12
Tom shoots an 85; Tom and Jeff flash back to Thanksgiving; Jeff proves Faith wrong; Tom can't do a German accent; Jeff and Tom break down known unknowns and unknown knowns; a lame Obi Wan Kenobi joke is made.
Episode 1.13
SEASON FINALE! Math rears its ugly head again; Team Evil is crowned Game of the Week championship; Saved by the Bell beats Charles in Charge; four teams have their torches snuffed out.
